Anatomicals Snog Me Senseless Breath Spray - 15ml

Ladies and gentlemen, Bryan Sylvester and his world- renowned orchestra (latest CD currently available to be downloaded at www.bryansylvesterorchestra.com) invites you to take your partners for the Tonsil Tango. That's it, twirl your tongues around each others mouths. Never mind the dance floor, oh my god! You're the Fred and Ginger of the bedroom floor. All thanks, of course, to this breath spray, which helps leave your mouth fresher than Bryan gets with the female violinist.

Now for the Horizontal Hooplah (aka the…oh, you'll have to visit a more adult site to find out).